"Hey remember when you liked - "
You know you’re Homestuck trash when you spend $218 on a frog that looks like a nebula….
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent